Banana Bear

Hulk Sebby

2008-10-17T06:02:00.000-07:00

Our Education System Now

2008-10-10T03:48:00.000-07:00

WILDLIFE from EXTOBOO Online Shop I got this video from a friend of a friend. Kind of makes you think doesn't it?

Way Things Used To Be

2008-10-10T03:13:00.001-07:00

When I was back in Kuching during the Hari Raya holidays, I thought it would be a good idea to visit my old stomping ground with Ezam by my side.

The old place looks like how we left it 5 years ago. Only this time it appeared comparatively smaller.

Ah... many a fights had occurred here

We visited our old Form 5 classroom and tried to remember where we sat.

Form 5 was a hell of a year for most of us with the SPM examination and all.

It drove some of my classmates to the point of borderline psychotic behavior.

HALLOWEEN from Build-A-Bear When I look back at those times and comparing it with the stuff I have to face now, I would have laughed at the prospect of sitting for SPM.

Looks like they took apart the old hockey field and transformed it into a a marching ground for St Joseph's School Band.

I'm very critical of school bands, especially with my own. The supervising teachers (if you would even call them that) are only interested in how the students perform on the marching field. Not to worry how they seem to perform poorly in their academics as long as it brings glory to the school's name and give my ego and wallet that extra swelling.

The classes now have white boards and projectors. Hell, it even has a sound speaker to announce the start of the day.

I miss my old school. St Joseph is a La Salle School, a dying breed. These schools were run by missionaries who would unselfishly dedicate themselves to their profession. Some of the old teachers in my school are also made of the same mold.

Sadly the quality of the school has been going downhill. I am proud to say that St. Joseph is a school which prides itself on having strong Catholic roots, but at the same time respecting the religious needs of others.

Where in West Malaysia can you find a chapel and a surau just next door to one another?

Back here, there was little racial polarity. I have friends of many different races there. A few have been close to me throughout the years. When I went over to West Malaysia, the racial polarity here had me taken aback. To be friends with those of your same race, religion and creed to me is not only stupid but kind of boring.

Anyway. I had a good time reliving old memories in good ol' St Joseph. May it continue to remind me of my roots and my upbringing every time I go astray.

Bachelor Tips: Top 10 Things To Do If You're Alone For a Week

2008-09-30T00:33:00.000-07:00

Wear a white shirt, underpants and socks. Play that music from Risky Business and imitate Tom Cruise's dance.

Shaving your scrotum. "A shaved scrotum is quite breathtaking, I suggest you try it" - Dr Evil in Austin Powers Man of Mystery.

Eat dinner for breakfast, breakfast for lunch and lunch for dinner. Then name them accordingly: brinner, brunch, and lunner.

Try downloading porn on RedTube, PornHub, PornoTube simultaneously and see which of the 3 downloads the fastest.

FOOD & COOKING COOKING & HOME from Magazines Follow up on number 4 if you catch my drift.

Finally letting that stomach flab go.

Run around to work up a good sweat, then roll in your housemate's bed in the nude.

Memorizing movie titles a particular actress was nude in, bonus points for specific body parts.

Taking the liberty of relieving your other housemates from cleaning up the fridge by drinking their beer.

Write a top 10 list of something that has no relevance in everyday life.

A Weekend In Genting

2008-08-10T12:45:00.000-07:00

As we walked out of the examination hall with a sigh of relief that the exams are over and a 3 week holiday has begun.

We have been planning this trip for over a month now and I was glad for once that one of our hare-brained ideas finally bore fruit.

The 4 of us including a good dozen of our batch-mates decided to leave the sleepy town of Seremban and travel to Uncle Lim's sovereign nation, Genting Highlands.

Lim Goh Tong's story is one of inspiration. He is a shining example of a rags to riches story. A Chinaman with only a change of clothes and a few worthless coins worked through sweat, blood and tears. From a rubber tapper to a successful contractor, risking all he had earned over the years for a gamble to further multiply his fortunes by Tunku Abdul Rahman. A plot of land on a mountain out of nowhere in the state of Pahang was the site he picked on a helicopter to build his very own city, check that his very own COUNTRY. There he built his theme parks, his resorts, that cute little mushroom farm. But most importantly he picked that site to build his casinos. People from all walks of life have tried time and time again to beat Uncle Lim not because they need the money, but for the sheer thrill of one-upping the great man himself.

This weekend, it was our turn to try.

We arrived at Genting and checked in around 5 in the evening. After placing our bags in our rooms we decided to freshen up a bit before heading downstairs to survey the tables.

We met up with our other batch mates and after more cam-whoring we decided it is best to eat a full meal to sharpen our wits before the great battle ahead.

As it was the 8th of August 2008, we hurried ourselves to the nearest sports bar to witness the great opening ceremony of the Beijing 2008 Olympics. It was nothing less of spectacular and we were all proud to call ourselves Asians after witnessing what a great job the Mother Land did. After cheering our national squad and observing some strange sounding country names we have never heard off, it was off to the tables to test our fortunes.

Because the do not allow cameras into the casino, I am unable to show you what went on. However lets hope my description is accurate enough for me to paint a picture for your imagination. :D

The night began badly for me. I came in with RM 200 as my capital and less than half an hour I lost half of it. I was barely winning back my money on the Pontoon/Blackjack table even after the tutoring of a seemingly "caring" auntie who pitied my plight. Despite the advice I got I was still loosing money. I decided then the smartest thing to do was to retreat and fight another day. Caution is the better part of valor as the saying goes.

Then as I walked with whatever I had with me, I saw an Indian dude in his 30s, stocky and short in built placing his bets on another player who seemingly had all the luck in the world. I peeked at his cards and saw that he had a 15, the dealer showed a 9 so he had to hit. He hit and got a 6. Another time he had a 17 and the dealer had a jack, he hit and got a 4.

So, I thought to myself should I try this method instead of winning it back by playing myself? I saw that thick stack of chips the Indian dude had in his hands and decided why not? So I placed my bet on the old Chinese gentleman who had extremely good luck and started winning of him. I managed to win back my capital and was about to make a nice profit when suddenly the card dealing machine "broke down", suddenly there was a change of dealers, suddenly they had to open up a new deck of cards and suddenly I took my chips and went running away.

I decided to use the formula I learned from the Indian dude and placed my bets on the dude with all the luck on another blackjack table. I indeed made some winnings and was content to stop then.

After cashing in my chips I met up with some of my old Josephian friends who were holidaying in Genting as well. I watched as they played the roulette wheel with some moderate success. As the temptation to go back to the tables increased as the night prolonged, I said farewell to my former school mates and started walking back to my room.

Good ol' Kevin too made a handsome winnings from his humble capital of RM35. The others too did well.

LEMONADE FRESH from Shutterfly Any good gambler would know that gambling after 4 straight hours would affect your good judgment and you would not be able to concentrate as well as you had previously. Plus I secretly think that the high altitude Genting air with its low Pa02 is responsible for the lack of judgment especially during the wee hours.

Kev and I returned to our rooms after bidding Sidney, Keat How and the rest luck and warning them about stopping once they start loosing. Happy with my winnings on my first trip to the casino I feel asleep with Kevin in my bed only to find out the next morning that Keat How had no place to sleep hence him sleeping at a very close proximity to me. To make matters worse I had a bad case of err.... EME. I found out that aside from Keat How all of them lost what they had won and dipped at least RM 100 into the red before they stopped.

So with heavy hearts and lighter wallets we left the kingdom of Genting and headed to the cable cars. While awaiting the bus to bring us to Central, I decided to use my winnings to purchase a ticket for the 10 Animal Kingdom exhibition in Genting. I love going to the zoo to see animals since I was young. Needless to say I have been to quite a number of zoos and animal exhibitions. This one was impressive for RM 12 which I think would be donated to charity. It was the first time I saw a skunk and a raccoon up close.

The reptile exhibit was very interesting, especially the alligator snapping turtle. It had such an awesome name and it looked like a tank.

The bus arrived around 2.30 p.m. and we were dead tired and slept for the entire trip. We arrived at Central in an hours time and there we said our goodbyes and parted ways. It was a good trip despite us not going to the theme park.

Thank you guys for such an amazing trip. Enjoy the holidays!

A Weekend With El Cid

2008-07-12T08:15:00.000-07:00

Sigh a weekend alone in Seremban. Well not really alone because Sidney is here with me. The other two went home after classes on Friday leaving Batman (me) and the Boy Wonder (Sid) all alone to fend for ourselves.

We were supposed to eat at the yummiest mamak place in SS2, the legendary Murni where they serve such wonderful, sumptuous, meatiest, most artery clogging food you ever masticated. LEISURE & SPORT GIFTS from PersonalizationMall One bite of the Roti Hawaii and you would understand why people risk future heart attacks for such a treat. Hell I even took the liberty of doing some brutal gym work just to not feel guilty when I shove that bad boy down my throat.

But sadly like all things in life, this one didn't really work out.

Sid and I, though grumpy, decided to make lemons out of lemonade . . . lemonade mixed with vodka that is.

Together with the vice-secretary of the SRC we went to the Family Store to buy a substance which is the answer and the cause to all life's problems.

It was roughly decided that we would test the detoxifying limits of our liver by pitting it against the full fury of alcohol . . . . to what we could afford lah.

However despite careful planning and much persuasion on my part to have a mini drinking session with our beloved SRC vice-sec it kind of fell apart due to lack of enthusiasm on her part.

Again Sid and I were thrown back into the purgatory of boredom.

Dejected and beginning to loose hope I decided to follow my impulse and buy something that I don't really need. A pair of gray-colored contacts just to see if I could scare the kids in my neighborhood.

So ends my wonderful Saturday evening with Sidney who is currently now cursing me for not drinking with him.

Sorry buddy.
I promise I'll drink to your health in 2 days time : )

A Weekend In Kuching

2008-05-24T20:51:00.000-07:00

I went back to Kuching the 2 weekends ago to celebrate my grandma's birthday as she is 76 this year.

It was nice to be away from the hectic lifestyle of West Malaysia.

Kuching has changed so much in the past 5-6 years since DAP took over the Kuching seat.

New universities like Swinburne were built and its reputation is growing strong.

Shopping malls such as Spring and Boulevard are giving a small taste of KL life without the overinflated prices.

Starbucks and CoffeeBean are sprouting up like mushrooms after the rain. : D

KPJ decided to build a new private hospital in Kuching alongside Normah and Timberland giving her 3 private hospitals that would surely increase the revenue of our state from medical tourism.

New flyovers and underground tunnels to ease the jam.

Yes, Kuching has matured and hopefully will grow to be a very important city in the near future.

Yet, despite the rapid growth she has not forgotten her roots.

Its nice to go to a coffee shop and order the food that gave Kuching its reputation as being one of the 5 food havens in Malaysia. (In my opinion)

She has not forgotten her culture that defines Sarawak as the Bornean Paradise that made us infamous to the world.

She is famous not only for her cultural heritage but also for her natural beauty.

Kuching, or Sarawak for that matter is a place where racial polarity is not a problem as it is here in West Malaysia. ACTIVITIES & TOYS TOYS TOYS~LEARNING ACTIVITY from giggle I never knew such discrimination based on the race of a person till I got here. I am thankful for the fact that the people in Sarawak still are willing to mix and have a good time because of friendship and camaraderie and not due to the fact they speak the same mother tongue.

You can say we're backwards because we're unwilling to let the other component parties in West Malaysia to come over here, but trust me, we're much better off without them.

When I'm away from it I love Kuching as an abstract. Ask any Sarawakian for that matter, studying or working abroad. If they are true Sarawakians, they carry the purest, distilled form of Sarawak in their hearts and would not let you forget it.

Bro Law

2008-05-23T18:21:00.000-07:00

Throughout the ages there has been an unwritten set of laws that govern the way a bro would act around another bro. These set of laws help maintain the dynamic equilibrium that keeps the brotherhood intact throughout times of crisis i.e. when a cute girl arrives in the scene. What I've done is compiled and revised through some of the principles of Man Law and the Bro Code both written by Miller Lite Company and Barney Stinson of How I Met Your Mother fame. Hopefully after reading this we, men would learn the proper manners to conduct oneself with other men.

Bro Laws

1) OUTFITS from Build-A-Bear It is not acceptable to ask a girl you are interested in out on a date if said girl is also the love interest of your 1st degree friend.

Loophole: The only time it is legal to invite her out is when the said girl shows little or no interest in your 1st degree friend despite him pushing the boundaries of socially acceptable behavior for at least 3 months with the backing of at least 3 other bros.

2) When your bro is courting an attractive female, it is your responsibility to ensure that the universe conspires to make them an item.

Loophole: Given that the aforementioned lady friend of your bro is deemed unacceptable
by you and 3 other bros, you have veto power to not help your bro in such a
situation.

3) A cougar is defined as a lady who instills both fear and physical attractiveness at first sight.
She should not be approached singly by a bro. It is vital to have another bro ever ready to rescue him from publicly lowering his self esteem.

4) It is not permissible to intentionally/unintentionally to gaze at another bro when he is only wearing undergarments no matter what the circumstances might be.

5) Sharing of food is allowed and encouraged amongst bros. However it is strictly prohibited for one bro to drink directly from the milk carton of another bro. Sharing straws amongst bro is considered unmanly as it involves the sharing of bodily fluids which indirectly gives an impression of gayness.

6) When bunking in together with another bro, it is unethical to release flatulence under the sheets. If aforementioned action was carried out, it is within the other bro's right to demand that he might find another sleeping place.

7) Here are the topics which are allowed in any bro meetings:

Attractive women
The "Hey Gay" reflex game
Marvel action heroes
Batman
Any form of sports ( netball and cheer leading excluded)
How I Met Your Mother
Scrubs
Carl Junior's
Donuts
Double entendre / innuendos
David Cook's songs
Beer
i.e. anything that does not involve much use of the cerebrum and occupies 2 seconds of our time

8) Here are the topics which are not allowed in any bro discussions:

Girl problems (unless its sexually related)
Emotional mumbo-jumbo
Potted plants
Best friend's mum's boobs
Best friend's ex girlfriend's boobs
How tight SuperMan's underwear is
How tight another bro's pants are
Excessive usage of the High Five
anything that requires an attention span of 5 seconds

9) On regards to "ditching" defined as leaving another Bro (the ditchee) for something that will only benefit the ditcher bro. This offense gives the Ditchee the right of using the term Ditch Bitch towards the Ditcher bro for a maximum period of 3 days.

10) In any event of an interesting interaction between to females, i.e. catfight in a club, it is a bro's duty to inform other bro's regarding this event.

11) In an event of a fisticuff between one bro and another man, it is required that the observing bro have an empty beer bottle ready to "equalize" the situation.

12) It is regarded un-bro-ly to register your bro's pet dog to participate a dog-fight for monetary purposes.

13) The word "Gay" can be used to describe aforementioned topics:

another bro if he wears anything with flowers or the excessive use of florescent pink
Rocky IV
The youtube phenomenon "What What in the Butt?"
Bowties
Super tight crotch stretching pants
Liking any other EPL team other than Man Utd.
Praising Chritiano Ronaldo based ONLY on his good looks
Not liking www.kennysia.com
Not liking SouthPark
Thinking that Tera Patrick is ugly

These are merely a few of the hundreds of unwritten ethics that are to be practiced in order to be the perfect Bro and Wingman. Many more unmentioned laws are not added because it is deemed to complex for the common man to comprehend.

My Symbiotic Life

2008-04-29T08:15:00.000-07:00

How most surgical students look like in the wards at 7 a.m.

MAKEUP & ACCESSORIES WEAPONS from Costume SuperCenter Nature has always fascinated me. I always look upon nature to inspire me to come up with innovative ideas such as the doggie style and the Viennese Oyster. Furthermore I love all kinds of animals, rabbits, chicken, deer, beef, mutton and pork to say the least.

So it is to no surprise that I choose to share my living quarters a.k.a. the Bear Den with my feathery and furry friends.

Sorry Sidney I couldn't find a picture of the 4 of us

Bears in general are gentle creatures. They do not choose to be aggressive or violent to any other living being unless being provoked by placing a foreign illegal object ( i.e. 23 kg of grade 1 Tahitian cocaine ) into their rectal cavity to be carried across the border. Either than that we're quite docile.

You sumbitches!! How dare you cancel Futurama

Being the alpha predator in our surroundings, we allow certain beings to co-exist within our ecosystem.

We sleep with them

Moments before the beast in the picture attacked the photographer

We awake to their soothing sounds

Damn motherf**kin pigeons!!

We share our blood with them

How to get Dengue Hemorrhagic Fever : Step 1

We share their joy too

Hey Sid I got a picture of your hand, we're cool right? :D

You see, lower beings should be respected and cared for because well they're not really bright.

So on behalf of the Bear Den please allow me to convey a message of peace and tolerance to all living beings, remember it is us you are invading, not them.

Brought to you by the Banana Bear.

See you and take care (untll the next random, silly and caffeine fueled idea that comes into my head).

Gunung Besar Hantu aka Big Ghost Mountain

2008-04-23T00:01:00.000-07:00

Yeah I know this event was like 3 weeks ago but damn it, it doesn't have to be this way.

I got wind from a special someone that the Bmedians and Infinity Milers were heading for a jungle trekking expedition to an obscure mountain that goes by the name of Gunung Besar Hantu.

Now where exactly is this mountain?

ACTIVITIES & TOYS & TOYS~GAMES ACTIVITY PUZZLES from giggle A little geographical lesson would be needed before we continue. This place is right smack middle of the 3 great states of Selangor, Pahang and our very own Negeri Sembilan. The peak of this mountain is 2200-2500 meters above sea level. It is said that you could actually see the 3 great landscapes from the apex of the mountain.

So another camping trip eh? I remembered damn well what happened the last time I went for a camping trip. I had like multiple cramps on both quads till I almost didn't make it to the top of the dreaded Mountain of Fire.

Mulu 2007: Pinnacle Shot

Though I had conquered the infamous Fire Mountain, the fact that I had cramps still haunts me to this this very day. Shin Yee would never ever let me forget that fact. So with my quads, ego and balls on the line I decided to agree on this trip.

We were supposed to arrive in IMU BJ at 6.30 p.m. that Friday but were delayed due to someones birthday party.

After much gobbling of cake and on the receiving end of every cramp joke my wonderful housemates could think of, Keat How (my partner in crime this time) jumped into Bena and drove as fast as possible to BJ where we arrived in 30 minutes time (my personal best)

Alas when we arrived, no one was to be seen. Apparently 6.30 p.m. to preclinical students means 7.30 p.m. and for the Bmedians 8.45 p.m. who were at Jaslyn's place.

Needless to say Jack was a bit ticked off.

So lets just skip the boring part where Patrick and me raced on the highway to reach the base camp burning so much fuel that I had to use neutral gear whenever I could to save gas for the trip back.

Fast forward to the next day

After we broke camp, we headed towards the opening of this so called Ghost Mountain. With 15kg backpacks and breathing through humid jungle air with minimal water supply, gosh we had a jolly good time now didn't we?

For 2 hours we marched through virgin forest. As we marched we encountered what would become one of my mortal enemies in Mother Nature, the pacat.

The pacat or Hirudo medicinalis Linnaeus were everywhere. These sumbitches actually gnawed through my sock to suck on my foot. They start of small and thin and begin to grow like a 13 year old boy reaching adolescence into this big fat disgusting piece of shit that just refuses to relinquish its hold on my skin. After I burned off that bastard, the heparin remained in that localized area preventing my blood from clotting for 2-3 hours. The worst thing about these little buggers is that you don't know when or (worse) where they would bite you. (Jack got his scrotum sucked on by these leeches).

not actual leech bite experienced during our trip

I had an epiphany too during the trip.

I finally realized why they are vegetarians around. It was not due to their love of animals mind you. I think the first vegetarians started to come into human existence when men started venturing out from the caves and come into contact with plants. Previously they were happy people eating a wide range of animals.

Then once they come into contact with those damn plants that cause you to have a hypersensitive reaction towards it and those sharp thorny .... thorns ( you come up with a better adjective) that rip apart your Van Der Ling jersey you love so much *sobs* .... Where was I? oh yea goddamn plants.

Those soon to be vegetarians decided enough was enough and started to eat those plants eliminating species after species so that they would never evvvverrr harm anybody again. I made a pledge to become a vegetarian as soon as I got back to civilization ..... after i finish eating this nasi briyani kambing.

Luckily I had 2 wonderful girls to make the boo-boo better :D

After much huffing and puffing we finally reached the base camp for the summit.

It was de-pacating time with Mr Dunhill.

Removing and throwing those slimy little S.O.B.s brought me much sadistic pleasure.

We were ordered to pitch our tents before the sun got down as the ladies went to a nearby stream to wash the dirt and grime away from their bodies together. Oh yeah ... I pitched my tent alright. : D

Now this part I choose to omit. Much of what happened when us M205 guys during the 30 minutes we took to bathe shall remain as it is. Trust us you don't wanna know.

Anyhoo moving on...

Back at base camp we had to prepare our dinner. The 'veteran' juniors prepared what one would consider a healthy dish of salmon pasta and a fresh green salad.

We, the proud veterans of 3 EOS examinations prepared something less impressive.

Keat How desperately using magic to conjure up food

I made myself useful by helping my friends clear whats on their plates so that they were able to fill it up again.

As soon as dinner was over Pat and Shin Yee spent some time alone star gazing. I thought it was rather sweet of those two. I proposed my idea to Keat How that received a very violent response.

Right after cleaning up we went around the campfire and had smoke blown into our faces. I got real sleepy and decided that it was time to sleep. I crept back into the boys tent and started sleeping.

One thing I found out about Jack is that he snores so loud that he makes a 8.0 Richter Scale earthquake seem like handphone vibration in comparison. Honestly I almost thought a wild tiger was about to attack our tent and drag me off to make me a practice prey for their young cubs.

Around 4 in the morning we got up and prepared for the final trek towards the summit. Luckily for us some of the Infinity Miler boys volunteered to carry all the water for us so that it won't slow us down. For you see it was best to reach the top before dawn to ensure that we could fully enjoy the view up there.

We then began our rather unique experience of jungle trekking through unknown terrain with steep ledges, really bad ass thorny plants, tripping roots and really slippery trails with nothing but torch light and our voices to guide one another. Very nnniiiccceee .....

A hypoglycemic mind compounded with dyspepsia is not a way to enjoy a 'so-called beautiful sunrise'.

As soon as we reached up there I was disappointed. No nope not disappointed, pissed. The view was nothing of what I expected. They said we could see Petronas Twin Towers, Genting and Banjaran Titiwangsa. ZzZzZzZz ..... I could see those damn things from Vista A 2oth floor : (

Eventually after leaving my mark (or so to speak) we whored ourselves in front of the camera. Kevin would be proud of me.

30 minutes went by so fast and we had to go back down to break camp. Though I did not have cramps on the way up, I had falls on the way down.

Fall after fall after fall.

One particular fall was quite embarrassing. I was behind Jaslyn when I lost my footing and landed flat on my ass. Before I could get up from my aforementioned ass Jaslyn looked at me and started laughing hysterically. After what seemed like a long long time she finally regained her composure and helped me get to my feet while trying to snuff out a chuckle as my face went bright red from that rather awkward moment. Later she said to me that that was one of the cutest moment I had. Girls are weird in that sense, whats so cute about poor Sebby falling on his ass?

Moving on .... our next destination was a famous waterfall of which due to much falling on my ass I forgot its name.

I noticed that guides can be very optimistic. Ours a pretty Malay lady barely older than us kept saying that the site was 10 minutes away every time we asked how long more. She kept saying it for the past 2 hours and we very doubtful until we heard the sound of the waterfall.

The waterfall was really really worth those 8 hours trekking. It was 6 stories high and the water was borderline orgasmic. Keat How and I just stared at it with a trickle of saliva from our mouths. We quickly took off our bloodstained shoes and ripped off our shirts and ran to join a bunch of pharmacy chicks in near the waterfall. Jaslyn and Shin Yee watched with much disapproval when both us rocking cool single dudes were cozying up with the cute pharmacy chicks. :P

Hell one of them, Grace was hugging on to Keat How and me to prevent her from getting swept away from those nasty strong currents.

As much as we wanted to play Tarzan to their Jane we had to dress and leave ASAP. A 4x4 pickup truck was waiting for us to bring us back to HQ. With my head resting on Jaslyn's shoulder I fell asleep as the rest of the juniors were packed up at the back of the pick up truck where they got drenched when Mother Nature decided to let her rain come down and wash us clean.

From HQ we went to our respective vehicles back into civilization. Let me tell you, nature has indeed been fun but after all the pacat and the thorns and the ledges in which Pat almost fell right through (I promised that Shin Yee would be taken proper care of if he does). Despite all the joint aches and bleeding we had to deal with, nothing makes it all worth than spending it with the people you truly care about.

Thanks guys for such a memorable occasion

Much UN-conditional love from

Sebby

Health Care Message

2008-04-21T07:27:00.000-07:00

Hey, let me ask you a question.

Among

All

The

Butts

In

The

World

Which

One

Is

The

Most

Disgusting?

Done trying? KORNER KID'S PLAQUES & FRAMES from PersonalizationMall They answer is actually pretty damn simple.

The most disgusting butt in the world is a cigarette butt! :D

Doesn't Take A Rocket Scientist To Figure This One Out Does It?

Once you put that fag in your mouth and take it deeply into your throat before letting it all ooze out from your mouth like some cheap Eastern European porn, your life would never ever be the same again.

Please don't smoke even though it makes you look like the epitome of awesomeness.

Friendly community message from the BananaBear

Devil Tempts The Weakest of Us

2008-04-20T06:40:00.000-07:00

In society today there is an unseen evil residing amongst us. This modern day, the Devil does not come crawling from the pits of hell with a pitchfork and a deep booming voice grabbing the poor souls of Earth into the scorching pits of eternal darkness.

No my dear friends, evil decided it is time for a change of tune. Evil now has a new face and tempts us in more subtle ways.

Come Starbucks and Coffee Bean. Two establishments that provide a variety of coffee and tea beverages. With a long list of coffee and tea it tempts people into buying their products with excellent caramel macchiato, black forest, belgian chocolates to name just a few of their yummy drinks.

Aside from that those scones .... *drools* that is so delicious that one can ignore the amount of cholesterol and fat that can clog up your arteries like a sewage pipe on diarrhea day.

Despite the high-end prices, people are more than willing to fork out hard earned cash to pay for such an addiction.

Sigh the one promise I sought to keep is the fact that when I enter such an establishment I would always , GIFTS ROMANTIC HER FOR GIFTS from PersonalizationMall ALWAYS order the smallest portion, with no whip cream or chocolate chips *mmm chips*.

But one way or another some small cute looking girl with a smile as bright as the spotlight in Bukit Jalil Stadium would serve me.

* Not actual Starbucks girl, I'll wait for the punishment later*

Then she would tempt me by saying

"Sir would you like to up your regular for a large? Only one ringgit more?". Smiles

Sebby:

Err yeah sure why not? *D'oh you moron you're supposed to say no*

Cute Looking Girl:

Would you like whip cream too sir? Only 1.50 more

*Gives flirtatious smile that is between the borderline of cute and sexy*

Sebby:

Yup, that would be wonderful. *Whoa easy big fella'*

Cute Looking Girl:

That would be *insert original price here* plus 4 extra bucks. Please collect your drink at the other counter. Thank you. : D

Sebby:

???

* How in the hell did you let that happen?? What about the jogging exercises? What about those fat jokes Kevin and Sidney are gonna pull on you? Gosh you are gullible. Thats it I'm leaving*

- brain leaves for a holiday as I enjoy the Belgian Chocolate.

To Buy Or Not To Buy a PSP

2008-04-19T20:32:00.000-07:00

My life in Seremban should be documented properly. Important events in our lives especially the inhabitants of the Bear Den should be remembered and given proper honor. One of such is Haz's purchase of the famed PSP.

The reason of his purchase of such a godly item of awesomeness is due to the fact he can play Final Fantasy: Time Crisis on it. Furthermore the additional macho game of Gods of War (with a mini-sex-game) is an additional plus factor to own it.

On the day of purchase, the Huggy Bear withdrew the most amount of money he ever did in one day.

With much cold feet as a groom on the day of his wedding, he thought it over and consulted the purchase of such an extravagant item with his fellow house-mates/brothers/secret lovers.

PSP SONY from GameStop We all gave the thumbs up to his relief.

Without further ado he paid for that sexy, sleek, black gaming hand held console that could make grown men weep with cold hard cash. As a tribute to a famous actress, he chose the name Tera for it. (There are other names, but for the sake of this blog let's call it Tera)

So Tera and Haz were happy with each other. She spent every waking hour in Haz's hands and the smile and happiness on his face tells the story. Every night was spent in his arms and he loved Tera more than any other living thing in 10 meter radius of her. Occasionally he'll let us touch her and get a taste from the oasis of excitement in this desert of boredom in the clinical years, but she'll forever remain his.

Hmmm.... the question is should I spend my hard saved cash to buy this pleasure machine that would rock my world?

Errr... maybe in 3 months time.

New Blog, New Life

2008-04-16T22:52:00.000-07:00

Pardon the less than macho nickname of Banana Bear, drank like 3 glasses of kow kow coffee before the thought of KITCHEN & GIFT BOTTLES WATER from Hatley writing a blog again came back to me faster than diarrhea after a week long all you can eat clam buffet.

A new life has begun for most of us here in Seremban. New postings, new batches and new environment for all of us. Sometimes stress does get to us every now and then so it is good to have an outlet to allow some of the venom of criticism to ebb out from the wound of our egos.

How do would one do this you might ask? Well for me I think its best to get in touch with the kid within you once in awhile. Being serious all the time makes you age and you'll look like a prune at the age of 35. So play a trick and dance a dance once in awhile. It'll make you feel good about yourself.