Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Bachelor Tips: Top 10 Things To Do If You're Alone For a Week


  1. Wear a white shirt, underpants and socks. Play that music from Risky Business and imitate Tom Cruise's dance.

  2. Shaving your scrotum. "A shaved scrotum is quite breathtaking, I suggest you try it" - Dr Evil in Austin Powers Man of Mystery.

  3. Eat dinner for breakfast, breakfast for lunch and lunch for dinner. Then name them accordingly: brinner, brunch, and lunner.