Bachelor Tips: Top 10 Things To Do If You're Alone For a Week

1. Wear a white shirt, underpants and socks. Play that music from Risky Business and imitate Tom Cruise's dance.


2. Shaving your scrotum. "A shaved scrotum is quite breathtaking, I suggest you try it" - Dr Evil in Austin Powers Man of Mystery.


3. Eat dinner for breakfast, breakfast for lunch and lunch for dinner. Then name them accordingly: brinner, brunch, and lunner.
   

1. Try downloading porn on RedTube, PornHub, PornoTube simultaneously and see which of the 3 downloads the fastest.


2. FOOD & COOKING COOKING & HOME from Magazines Follow up on number 4 if you catch my drift.


3. Finally letting that stomach flab go.


4. Run around to work up a good sweat, then roll in your housemate's bed in the nude.


5. Memorizing movie titles a particular actress was nude in, bonus points for specific body parts.


6. Taking the liberty of relieving your other housemates from cleaning up the fridge by drinking their beer.


7. Write a top 10 list of something that has no relevance in everyday life.