Sunday, April 20, 2008

Devil Tempts The Weakest of Us

In society today there is an unseen evil residing amongst us. This modern day, the Devil does not come crawling from the pits of hell with a pitchfork and a deep booming voice grabbing the poor souls of Earth into the scorching pits of eternal darkness.




No my dear friends, evil decided it is time for a change of tune. Evil now has a new face and tempts us in more subtle ways.





Come Starbucks and Coffee Bean. Two establishments that provide a variety of coffee and tea beverages. With a long list of coffee and tea it tempts people into buying their products with excellent caramel macchiato, black forest, belgian chocolates to name just a few of their yummy drinks.





Aside from that those scones .... *drools* that is so delicious that one can ignore the amount of cholesterol and fat that can clog up your arteries like a sewage pipe on diarrhea day.




Despite the high-end prices, people are more than willing to fork out hard earned cash to pay for such an addiction.




Sigh the one promise I sought to keep is the fact that when I enter such an establishment I would always , GIFTS ROMANTIC HER FOR GIFTS from PersonalizationMall ALWAYS order the smallest portion, with no whip cream or chocolate chips *mmm chips*.

But one way or another some small cute looking girl with a smile as bright as the spotlight in Bukit Jalil Stadium would serve me.


* Not actual Starbucks girl, I'll wait for the punishment later*

Then she would tempt me by saying

"Sir would you like to up your regular for a large? Only one ringgit more?". Smiles

Sebby:

Err yeah sure why not? *D'oh you moron you're supposed to say no*

Cute Looking Girl:

Would you like whip cream too sir? Only 1.50 more

*Gives flirtatious smile that is between the borderline of cute and sexy*

Sebby:

Yup, that would be wonderful. *Whoa easy big fella'*

Cute Looking Girl:

That would be *insert original price here* plus 4 extra bucks. Please collect your drink at the other counter. Thank you. : D







Sebby:

???

* How in the hell did you let that happen?? What about the jogging exercises? What about those fat jokes Kevin and Sidney are gonna pull on you? Gosh you are gullible. Thats it I'm leaving*


- brain leaves for a holiday as I enjoy the Belgian Chocolate.

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