Tuesday, April 29, 2008

My Symbiotic Life


How most surgical students look like in the wards at 7 a.m.



MAKEUP & ACCESSORIES WEAPONS from Costume SuperCenter Nature has always fascinated me. I always look upon nature to inspire me to come up with innovative ideas such as the doggie style and the Viennese Oyster. Furthermore I love all kinds of animals, rabbits, chicken, deer, beef, mutton and pork to say the least.

So it is to no surprise that I choose to share my living quarters a.k.a. the Bear Den with my feathery and furry friends.

Sorry Sidney I couldn't find a picture of the 4 of us

Bears in general are gentle creatures. They do not choose to be aggressive or violent to any other living being unless being provoked by placing a foreign illegal object ( i.e. 23 kg of grade 1 Tahitian cocaine ) into their rectal cavity to be carried across the border. Either than that we're quite docile.


You sumbitches!! How dare you cancel Futurama

Being the alpha predator in our surroundings, we allow certain beings to co-exist within our ecosystem.

We sleep with them


Moments before the beast in the picture attacked the photographer

We awake to their soothing sounds


Damn motherf**kin pigeons!!


We share our blood with them


How to get Dengue Hemorrhagic Fever : Step 1

We share their joy too


Hey Sid I got a picture of your hand, we're cool right? :D

You see, lower beings should be respected and cared for because well they're not really bright.

So on behalf of the Bear Den please allow me to convey a message of peace and tolerance to all living beings, remember it is us you are invading, not them.

Brought to you by the Banana Bear.

See you and take care (untll the next random, silly and caffeine fueled idea that comes into my head).

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

wau,I is so proud I first to write comment.I would like to thank my parents and me lovely housemates for supporting me all this time.I tried and tried and nvr gave up n now i can finally post a comment.banana bear's blog rocks!!!!

Unknown said...

we want more,beruang pisang!!drink more coffee!but not about cats bahh ui..:)