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Our Education System Now

WILDLIFE from EXTOBOO Online Shop I got this video from a friend of a friend. Kind of makes you think doesn't it?

Way Things Used To Be

When I was back in Kuching during the Hari Raya holidays, I thought it would be a good idea to visit my old stomping ground with Ezam by my side.

The old place looks like how we left it 5 years ago. Only this time it appeared comparatively smaller.

Ah... many a fights had occurred here

We visited our old Form 5 classroom and tried to remember where we sat.

Bachelor Tips: Top 10 Things To Do If You're Alone For a Week

1. Wear a white shirt, underpants and socks. Play that music from Risky Business and imitate Tom Cruise's dance.


2. Shaving your scrotum. "A shaved scrotum is quite breathtaking, I suggest you try it" - Dr Evil in Austin Powers Man of Mystery.


3. Eat dinner for breakfast, breakfast for lunch and lunch for dinner. Then name them accordingly: brinner, brunch, and lunner.
   

A Weekend In Genting

As we walked out of the examination hall with a sigh of relief that the exams are over and a 3 week holiday has begun.



We have been planning this trip for over a month now and I was glad for once that one of our hare-brained ideas finally bore fruit.

The 4 of us including a good dozen of our batch-mates decided to leave the sleepy town of Seremban and travel to Uncle Lim's sovereign nation, Genting Highlands.

Lim Goh Tong's story is one of inspiration. He is a shining example of a rags to riches story. A Chinaman with only a change of clothes and a few worthless coins worked through sweat, blood and tears. From a rubber tapper to a successful contractor, risking all he had earned over the years for a gamble to further multiply his fortunes by Tunku Abdul Rahman. A plot of land on a mountain out of nowhere in the state of Pahang was the site he picked on a helicopter to build his very own city, check that his very own COUNTRY. There he built his theme parks, his resorts, that cute little mushroom farm. But most importantly he picked that site to build his casinos. People from all walks of life have tried time and time again to beat Uncle Lim not because they need the money, but for the sheer thrill of one-upping the great man himself.

This weekend, it was our turn to try.



We arrived at Genting and checked in around 5 in the evening. After placing our bags in our rooms we decided to freshen up a bit before heading downstairs to survey the tables.

We met up with our other batch mates and after more cam-whoring we decided it is best to eat a full meal to sharpen our wits before the great battle ahead.










As it was the 8th of August 2008, we hurried ourselves to the nearest sports bar to witness the great opening ceremony of the Beijing 2008 Olympics. It was nothing less of spectacular and we were all proud to call ourselves Asians after witnessing what a great job the Mother Land did. After cheering our national squad and observing some strange sounding country names we have never heard off, it was off to the tables to test our fortunes.

Because the do not allow cameras into the casino, I am unable to show you what went on. However lets hope my description is accurate enough for me to paint a picture for your imagination. :D

The night began badly for me. I came in with RM 200 as my capital and less than half an hour I lost half of it. I was barely winning back my money on the Pontoon/Blackjack table even after the tutoring of a seemingly "caring" auntie who pitied my plight. Despite the advice I got I was still loosing money. I decided then the smartest thing to do was to retreat and fight another day. Caution is the better part of valor as the saying goes.

Then as I walked with whatever I had with me, I saw an Indian dude in his 30s, stocky and short in built placing his bets on another player who seemingly had all the luck in the world. I peeked at his cards and saw that he had a 15, the dealer showed a 9 so he had to hit. He hit and got a 6. Another time he had a 17 and the dealer had a jack, he hit and got a 4.

So, I thought to myself should I try this method instead of winning it back by playing myself? I saw that thick stack of chips the Indian dude had in his hands and decided why not? So I placed my bet on the old Chinese gentleman who had extremely good luck and started winning of him. I managed to win back my capital and was about to make a nice profit when suddenly the card dealing machine "broke down", suddenly there was a change of dealers, suddenly they had to open up a new deck of cards and suddenly I took my chips and went running away.

I decided to use the formula I learned from the Indian dude and placed my bets on the dude with all the luck on another blackjack table. I indeed made some winnings and was content to stop then.

After cashing in my chips I met up with some of my old Josephian friends who were holidaying in Genting as well. I watched as they played the roulette wheel with some moderate success. As the temptation to go back to the tables increased as the night prolonged, I said farewell to my former school mates and started walking back to my room.

Good ol' Kevin too made a handsome winnings from his humble capital of RM35. The others too did well.

A Weekend With El Cid

Sigh a weekend alone in Seremban. Well not really alone because Sidney is here with me. The other two went home after classes on Friday leaving Batman (me) and the Boy Wonder (Sid) all alone to fend for ourselves.

A Weekend In Kuching

I went back to Kuching the 2 weekends ago to celebrate my grandma's birthday as she is 76 this year.



It was nice to be away from the hectic lifestyle of West Malaysia.


Kuching has changed so much in the past 5-6 years since DAP took over the Kuching seat.

New universities like Swinburne were built and its reputation is growing strong.


Shopping malls such as Spring and Boulevard are giving a small taste of KL life without the overinflated prices.


Starbucks and CoffeeBean are sprouting up like mushrooms after the rain. : D


KPJ decided to build a new private hospital in Kuching alongside Normah and Timberland giving her 3 private hospitals that would surely increase the revenue of our state from medical tourism.

New flyovers and underground tunnels to ease the jam.

Yes, Kuching has matured and hopefully will grow to be a very important city in the near future.

Yet, despite the rapid growth she has not forgotten her roots.

Its nice to go to a coffee shop and order the food that gave Kuching its reputation as being one of the 5 food havens in Malaysia. (In my opinion)






She has not forgotten her culture that defines Sarawak as the Bornean Paradise that made us infamous to the world.


She is famous not only for her cultural heritage but also for her natural beauty.

Bro Law

Throughout the ages there has been an unwritten set of laws that govern the way a bro would act around another bro. These set of laws help maintain the dynamic equilibrium that keeps the brotherhood intact throughout times of crisis i.e. when a cute girl arrives in the scene. What I've done is compiled and revised through some of the principles of Man Law and the Bro Code both written by Miller Lite Company and Barney Stinson of How I Met Your Mother fame. Hopefully after reading this we, men would learn the proper manners to conduct oneself with other men.

My Symbiotic Life

How most surgical students look like in the wards at 7 a.m.

Gunung Besar Hantu aka Big Ghost Mountain

Yeah I know this event was like 3 weeks ago but damn it, it doesn't have to be this way.

I got wind from a special someone that the Bmedians and Infinity Milers were heading for a jungle trekking expedition to an obscure mountain that goes by the name of Gunung Besar Hantu.

Now where exactly is this mountain?

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Devil Tempts The Weakest of Us

In society today there is an unseen evil residing amongst us. This modern day, the Devil does not come crawling from the pits of hell with a pitchfork and a deep booming voice grabbing the poor souls of Earth into the scorching pits of eternal darkness.




No my dear friends, evil decided it is time for a change of tune. Evil now has a new face and tempts us in more subtle ways.





Come Starbucks and Coffee Bean. Two establishments that provide a variety of coffee and tea beverages. With a long list of coffee and tea it tempts people into buying their products with excellent caramel macchiato, black forest, belgian chocolates to name just a few of their yummy drinks.





Aside from that those scones .... *drools* that is so delicious that one can ignore the amount of cholesterol and fat that can clog up your arteries like a sewage pipe on diarrhea day.




Despite the high-end prices, people are more than willing to fork out hard earned cash to pay for such an addiction.

To Buy Or Not To Buy a PSP

My life in Seremban should be documented properly. Important events in our lives especially the inhabitants of the Bear Den should be remembered and given proper honor. One of such is Haz's purchase of the famed PSP.



The reason of his purchase of such a godly item of awesomeness is due to the fact he can play Final Fantasy: Time Crisis on it. Furthermore the additional macho game of Gods of War (with a mini-sex-game) is an additional plus factor to own it.



On the day of purchase, the Huggy Bear withdrew the most amount of money he ever did in one day.